It looks likely that marriage equality will be coming to Illinois sometime soon if the people of Illinois have anything to say about. Naturally, the Illionis Family Institute is in freakout mode. Have a look at what these drama queens are saying:
"The legal recognition of same-sex unions as marriages will have far-reaching, devastating and pernicious cultural consequences, including within our public schools. [...]
For years, activists within and without our public schools have been exploiting public education to advance their unproven, non-factual beliefs about the nature and morality of homosexuality. This will continue and intensify whether or not we change our marriage laws. But changing our marriage laws will inarguably make it more difficult to keep Leftist ideas about homosexuality in general and marriage and family in particular out of our schools. Our youngest, most impressionable children will be taught ... lies."Oh my God, they're right. It'll be just like Massachusetts, where elementary school children are forced to participate in gay orgies with one another as part of their cultural sensitivity training!
And where they have the lowest divorce rate in the nation, but you know, BFD.